At last someone is analyzing Olympia news with a sense of humor. I only get gashed a little in their article on the budget we put out last week.
http://www.undeadolympia.com/2011/01/18/ross-hunters-budget-proposal-you-win-some-you-ooze-some/
A good quote: Though vampires, zombies, and werewolves are glad to see his budget proposal eliminate the Basic Health program, reduce care for the elderly, and make other undead-friendly moves, there is much frustration in the undead community over the fact that many services for children were preserved.
Glad to see we are part of the struggle for your mortal soul! Have you ever noticed that if you put the state seal to your ear, you can hear the screaming of the most vulnerable among us? You also pick up some grumbling from parents who think their children are gifted, but I think they just like the sound of their own indignant howls.